{"id":1145,"date":"2004-03-07T03:36:20","date_gmt":"2004-03-07T13:36:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/risacher.org\/jfdi\/?p=1145"},"modified":"2013-11-11T20:56:15","modified_gmt":"2013-11-12T01:56:15","slug":"20040307-2-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/risacher.org\/jfdi\/2004\/03\/20040307-2-3\/","title":{"rendered":"plant thieves"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><body>One of our neighbors wasn&#8217;t home when she had an arrangement of flowers delivered, and the delivery guy didn&#8217;t want to leave them outside, so he dropped them off at our house, and left a note for the recipient saying that she should come by our house to pick them up.<\/p>\n<p>We have a rosemary plant in the shape of a small christmas tree on our front step which is <i>completely<\/i> dead. It&#8217;s just dried sticks. We were waiting patiently that night for the neighbor to show up and claim her flowers &#8211; eventually we got impatient, and Suzette tried to deliver them. <\/p>\n<p>To their mutual bewhilderment, the neighbor asserted &quot;But I already got the delivery!&quot; And Zette saw she had taken our completely dead rosemary bush, thinking it was hers. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to have to add images to the blog just so readers can appreciate the humor of this. You have to see this dessicated stump of a rosemary bush to appreciate how funny it is that someone would think it was a gift. <\/body><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of our neighbors wasn&#8217;t home when she had an arrangement of flowers delivered, and the delivery guy didn&#8217;t want to leave them outside, so he dropped them off at our house, and left a note for the recipient saying that she should come by our house to pick them up. We have a rosemary [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ancient"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/risacher.org\/jfdi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1145","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/risacher.org\/jfdi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/risacher.org\/jfdi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/risacher.org\/jfdi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/risacher.org\/jfdi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1145"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/risacher.org\/jfdi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1145\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1150,"href":"https:\/\/risacher.org\/jfdi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1145\/revisions\/1150"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/risacher.org\/jfdi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/risacher.org\/jfdi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/risacher.org\/jfdi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}